9 - 14 June
 

Dollhouse Collective presents

MILKED

Written by Simon Longman

Directed by Simon Porro

A sharp and tender dark comedy about unemployment, friendship, and the quiet panic of realising adulthood hasn’t delivered what was promised.

Paul is trying to find a job. Snowy is trying to find himself.

Stuck in their rural hometown somewhere north of London, the pair are far from the future they imagined. They fill their days rolling down hills and drinking beers, wondering how everything stalled so quickly.

When Snowy discovers a dying cow alone in a field, he convinces Paul to help her, even if that means putting her out of her misery. What follows is a wildly funny spiral of bad ideas, failed mercy missions, chainsaws, and late-night visits to the train Tracks.

Equal parts moving and hilarious, this acclaimed dark comedy about two boys and a cow named Sandy makes its Sydney debut on the one and only Old Fitz stage.

Cast and Creative Team

Presenting Company: Dollhouse Collective

Writer: Simon Longman

Director: Simon Porro

Producer: Jennifer Hart

Marketing and Publicity: Rhiarn Zarzhavsky

Sound Designer and Composer: Johnny Yang

This listing is updated as cast/creatives are confirmed in the lead-up to the production, and if there are changes to the team.

Dates + Ticketing

Season: 9/06 - 14/06 (previews 9/06, opening night [invitation only] 10/06)

Times: Tues-Sat 9pm, Sunday 7pm

Ticket Prices:

  • Preview: $22 + booking fee

  • General Admission: $27.50 + booking fee

Approximate Run Time: 75 minutes

Content Warnings: Strong language, simulated violence, and mature themes