7 - 17 October essential workers presents
EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THIS WATER BOTTLE
Written by Michael Andrew Collins
Directed by Violette Ayad
A WORLD PREMIERE
“It’s literally everything I know about this water bottle”
Certified five-times plastic selling artist, and winner of every award, please welcome back to the Old Fitz Australia’s most acclaimed dead cinema* creator, Aris, who returns to the late night slot with her most recent show, Everything I Know About This Water Bottle, a heart-warming comedy about how we, and this water bottle, got here.
Are you struggling to make sense of climate change? Do you miss social media? Have you ever had the feminine urge to work out your carbon footprint in incredibly granular detail? Then this is the universe calling you to get ready to GRWM…
Utilising the absolute blunt edge of technology, this funny and sweet look at the legacies we may leave behind is not to be missed.
*Disclaimer: Aris is not dead. It's the cinema that is dead.
Cast and Creative Team
Producing Company: essential workers
Writer: Michael Andrew Collins
Director: Violette Ayad
Creative Producer: Zoë Hollyoak
Set & Lighting Designer: Morgan Moroney
Sound Designer: Madeleine Picard
Cast (of 1): Ari Sgouros
This listing is updated as cast/creatives are confirmed in the lead-up to the production, and if there are changes to the team.
Dates + Ticketing
Season: 7/10 - 17/10 (previews 7/10, opening night [invitation only] 8/10)
Times: Tues-Sat 9pm, Sun 7pm
Ticket Prices:
Preview: $22 + booking fee
General Admission: $27.50 + booking fee
+ EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THIS WATER BOTTLE is offering an allocation of complimentary tickets to First Nations peoples. Please contact Virginia at boxoffice@oldfitztheatre.com.au to claim.
Approximate Run Time: 50 minutes
Content Warnings: TBC